The Zodiac Signs As Natural Disasters…
What would the zodiac signs be if they were naturally occurring disasters, you ask?
Perhaps your sign is like an explosively erupting volcano? Or are you more of an earth-shattering earthquake type? Or maybe you’re a giant asteroid that’s heading to Earth about to destroy us all…
Well wonder no more because you’re about to discover exactly what type of natural disaster your sign would be!
Aries is like a volcano: they’re capable of exploding at any given moment.
Just like a volcano the Aries is unpredictable and capable erupting at any given moment… and when they lose it their temper can be rather explosive so think twice before you mess with them!
Taurus is like an earthquake: they rarely erupt but when they do boy can they do some damage.
The Taurus generally tries to avoid chaos if they can help it but if they are backed into a corner and forced to retaliate then you better believe that they will erupt with great might similar to that of an earthquake.
Gemini is like a sandstorm: they’re restless and hard to pin down.
The Gemini is restless and somewhat hard to predict suiting them perfectly to the an untameable outback sandstorm. And just like a sandstorm they do everything at 100 miles/hour!
Cancer is like a tidal wave: they can be sudden and overwhelming.
The Cancer can be overcome with sudden bouts of strong emotion that break out with the strength of a tidal wave. They try to keep their cool but when they are pushed past their limits they can become dangerous.
Leo is like wild-fire: once they get going they’re extremely hard to stop.
Fast spreading and difficult to stop the Leo would have to be wild-fire that’s capable of spreading before you’ve even realized what’s happening. They can go from 0 – 100 in the blink of the eye so don’t provoke them!
Virgo is like an avalanche: they’re practically unstoppable.
The Virgo has the strength and willpower of an unstoppable avalanche which allows them to take many hits in life without getting discouraged. They just keep on going until they ultimately achieve victory in whatever it is that they set their mind too.
Libra is like a monsoon: they’re quick and unpredictable.
The Libra is a fast thinker who also has an unpredictable streak that makes it hard for people ever be 100% sure about what they might do next. And for this reason they would definitely be a tropical monsoon!
Scorpio is like a thunderstorm: dark, mysterious and destructive.
The Scorpio personality has a dark and mysterious quality and those born under this sign have an extremely powerful energy and auro about them that is uncannily similar to that of a thunderstorm!
Sagittarius is like a tornado: powerful and full of energy.
Due their short-lived but powerful bursts of energy the Sagittarius would be a tornado. When they get going they’re a marvel to watch from a safe distance but don’t get in their way or they can be dangerous.
Capricorn is like a blizzard: when they’re pissed they can be oh-so cold.
The Capricorn is an all-around good person but should you somehow get on their bad side they can become brutally cold and know exactly how to dish it out. And for this reason they would have to be a blizzard.
Aquarius is like an asteroid: they’re basically from another planet.
The Aquarius is a rare and unique personality that’s both intriguing but also dangerous if you get in their way… being so unusual they would have to be an asteroid.
Pisces is like a flood: deep and sometimes overwhelming.
Sometimes the Pisces can just get so overwhelmed by life that they feel like they are flooded by their emotions making them very much suited to the the intensity of an outright FLOOD!